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poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

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alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower

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thewaywardfox:

protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

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lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

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mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

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alxesi:

will.i.pm

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deniul:

all my followers need to know who this is

this makes me die a little inside.

missed by millions

aw this picture

I don’t actually know who this is.
But from what I’ve heard, he says ‘Crickey’ a lot.

Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter. He was an Australian wildlife expert and had his own TV shows, he died 7 years ago, while filming a documentary, when a stingray pierced him through the chest. He left behind his wife and children.

And yeah, ‘Crikey’ is his catchphrase. I loved this guy. RIP

HE DIED 7 YEARS AGO?! How old do I feel…

I remember the day he died…R.I.P Steve

Oh god no i’m crying :c he was my childhood

My childhood idol <3

omg he was like the best thing ever when i was litttlee. miss you crocodile hunter

The fact that its been 7 years makes me feel like an old lady. Wow. Still so sad. :(

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dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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coconutvanillasummer:

chubby-elephant:

now this is what beauty looks like 

♡more posts like this here♡

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